Come on guys, why does EVERY new action cartoon need to be anime. I’d rather claw out my eyes than watch another anime cartoon that butchers the original series in question, making every badass character look like a seven year old with too much mousse. And Halo? Bungie, how could you let an amazing series like this be tarnished? This needs to be some darker animation, something more Frank Miller-esque, or like the Spawn series of old.

Whatever, I’m jaded. All I know is I’m not watching this.

No matter which angle they show, Santonio is still in bounds, destroying the hearts and souls of Cardinal fans everywhere.