In case you haven’t seen the show, this sums it up pretty well. Might even save you a weeks worth of life destructing DVDs.

I particularly like the point at the end of this actually. It really shows that everything in the middle doesn’t matter for the overarching point of the story, however it does matter in the entertaining manner it was presented.

I recently ran into an issue where a specific windows service **cough** oracle **cough** was really bogging down my machine. Since this particular service was not one I used on a daily basis, I set the service to start manually, rather than automatic at start up. Problem solved, however I now needed a quick way to get these services going again. Enter a batch file, with the following:

ECHO #### Starting Services... ####
ECHO ============================================================
net start <service name>
net start <service name>
net start <service name>

You can add as many services as you want, and also stop them with the net stop command. Just save that as a .bat file, and away you go.

Thank you Lauren, for showing me that the internet is for the following amazing things:

1. A life size whale, on the internet!

2. if (in_array("girl_problems", $son)) { 
   $feel_bad = true;
    } 
   $jay_z = array("problems" => 99, "bitches" => 0);

I will now commence with moving all of my shit into your head.

May the 4th be with you!

If this event ever does actually come to fruition, I will be on the first shuttle to the moon.

… Its gonna be a loooooooooooong paddle.

“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.”

Read some Lovecraft last night, man is that guy depressing!