Thank you Lauren, for showing me that the internet is for the following amazing things:

1. A life size whale, on the internet!

2. if (in_array("girl_problems", $son)) { 
   $feel_bad = true;
    } 
   $jay_z = array("problems" => 99, "bitches" => 0);

I will now commence with moving all of my shit into your head.

May the 4th be with you!

If this event ever does actually come to fruition, I will be on the first shuttle to the moon.

… Its gonna be a loooooooooooong paddle.

“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.”

Read some Lovecraft last night, man is that guy depressing!